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Funny marriage advice: marriage should not be about looking at each other but looking in the same direction! Advice for a husband: never laugh at wife's choices, because you are on of them! Don't sweat the small stuff on your wedding day - Your marriage has only just begun! Two things are necessary to keep wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way.

And second, let her have it. Keep calm!

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It's only a wedding A simple "I love you" means more than money. American singer Frank Sinatra Funny toast for newlyweds: Here's to love and laughter, And happily ever after.

As a husband and wife Starts ther new life, Let's us toast together Their true love forever! Funny quotes for newlywed Marriage is not always Five magic words for a successful marriage: I'm sorry, it's my fault!

Some wedding advice from the wisdom of the ages: Happy Wife, Happy Life! Do all things with love!

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You have found that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

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