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Are you in search of dirty pick up lines for her or even some sexy pick up lines for him? This is the ultimate list of all the dirtiest pick up lines we could find. Proceed with caution and pick the ones you might use depending on what you want to achieve. You can see on this list that there are dirty pick up lines to say to a guy or girl that range from vanilla to dirty AF. Some will make the other person laugh like crazy, some will be borderline inappropriate and some will make them horny. If you ask me, the best pick up lines are the ones that are straightforward, flirty, and hilarious.

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If someone used this pick up line on me, I would be amazed by their level of confidence, boldness, and creativity. Not every person has the courage to go dirty and I mean really dirty but if you do, then you know you totally ROCK!

I am at work but I would rather be in bed with you. Right now. Looking for the best pick up lines to use on guys? Look no more, my dear lady.

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By sending him one of these pick up lines, you will let him know how fun, easy-going, and confident you are. The easiest way to win any man out there is to impress him with your great sense of humor and your ability to play with words in a dirty way. Here are some of the hottest things to say and get him in the mood! I made a bet with my friend; he told me girls hate oral, so do you wanna help me win and prove him wrong?

I was thinking about you and me and suddenly, out of the blue, I found myself completely undressed and hard down under. How did that happen?! Tonight, someone will be the special guest between my legs. You were screaming some filthy words last night. Wanna do it again tonight? The thoughts I was having about you were so dirty and hot that I had to take a long, cold shower. You can achieve the same effect by simply asking him something like: What are you wearing right now? They are romantic, subtle, and effective: They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me?

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Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply. How would you rate my sexy ass on a scale of 1 to 10? Just wanted to tell you that my new underwear looks really amazing and sexy on my skin. I have a dirty dare for you: Guess the color of my underwear… If you guess right, I will give you anything you want tonight. While Amazon is the place where you can find dirty cheap products pun intendedTinder is the place where you can find the dirtiest and flirtiest pick up lines and other dirty elements.

Not so long ago, a guy on Tinder sent me some dirty pick up lines meme that was written over the photo of Nutella: Are your legs made of Nutella? Please sin with me so you have something to say at your next confessional. Lying in bed and bored. Wish you were here to play Simon Says with me. I have to be honest; whenever I see you, my knees weaken, my heart skips a beat and I want to pull you close and do all sorts of dirty and sweet things to you.

If I tell you a few of my best dirty pick up lines and make you a bit tingly down there, can that count as foreplay? I have a wish you can fulfil. I want you to undress me slowly and bite every inch of my body with no inch left untouched.

Does your job have anything to do with politics? Do you want to become a pro at seducing? Well, in that case, you need to learn the trigger words that have the power to seduce any man or woman out there.

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These trigger words work best when implemented as dirty pick up lines, so what are you waiting for? The clothes you have on right now would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor. Sorry to bother you but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm? Oh babe, If you were a washing machine, I would put my dirty load inside you. My friend over there really wants your so he knows where to get a hold of me in the morning. Have you ever had a one-night-stand? If not, would you like to have one? Tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes.

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Are you a flight attendant? I blame your perfect boobs for my inability to focus during our conversations. Also, they forget that some pickup lines might be considered inappropriate pickup lines by some girls, so always remember to choose wisely! Avoid sending overly corny and stupid dirty pick up lines that will neither make her laugh or impress her in any way.

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Funny and cute pick up lines are also a good combo. Do you like Adele? Your legs are like an Oreo cookie; I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle. Has anyone ever told you your ass looks like a phone? Do you want to drive them wild and amaze them with your creativity?

I bet you do! You can drive someone wild in many ways but one way that is preferred by the majority is by subtly teasing in a humoristic way. Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears?

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When sending a text If I were by your side right now, what would you like me to do to you? I lost my virginity. Can I have yours? Girl, do you want to be on top? Easy, sit on top of me. When I saw you, I lost my tongue. Can I put yours in my mouth?

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Is there any chance you are an archaeologist? I bought you some lingerie and I would love for you to model it for me. What do you say, will you make my dreams come true? Does your pussy smell like fish? Because I like sushi. Where do you enjoy being touched the most?

But more than that I enjoy nerdy pick up lines and sometimes even the cheesy ones. Would you like to be one of them? If you prefer knock-knock jokes dirty pickup lines rather than cheesy stuff, I have one for you:. Okay, enough of cheesy pick up lines and knock-knock jokes. You are so selfish.

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I forgot my blow job at your house, can I come over and get it? What has four legs, two pillows and the only thing that is missing is the most beautiful girl on it? My bed, of course. Can you fix that? Are you straightforward or do you like to beat around the bush? In other words, do you like foreplay or do you like getting straight down to business? Damn, it must be an hour fast. We should play strip poker. Are you an early hominid? How about later tonight, you let me slip into something a little more comfortable… Like your vagina.

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I like my women like I like my ice cream… fat-free and dripping down my fingers. Roses or daisies? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy. What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? Does doing it in forbidden places turn you on as much as it does me?

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